My neighbor, for the purposes of privacy we'll call her Woulda arrived home today for spring break from UTD. She had to return home because her parents are on vacation in Cabo San Lucas and her younger brother should never be left alone for more then ten minutes. She gets home gives me a ring and tells me to come over so we can go eat along with some of our other friends Shaniqua and Brewster. After fealing like gangsters from watching BET for an hour or so we decide to hit up Freebirds at Huebner for some grub and leave her brother home for an hour or two. Where might this story be going? We get to Freebirds and as I, the last person to order is half way into my artwork (my burrito making) Woulda gets a phone call and automatically says you better be kidding or i'll punch you in the face i pinky promise! As it turns out her younger brother 5 minutes after we left decided to meet his friends and do some good ol' fashion hick town four by fouren. We'll that call that came 15 minutes into the muddin trip was a frantic "come home i've broke my ankle." Well thats always what you want to hear when you parents are out of town and you have Woulda became Danica Patrick and the Ford Escape became a Formula 1 car. Driving 105 in a top heavy car with alot of body roll while chomping on a burrito that was beautifully crafted all to the magnificent harmony of "What the Fuck", "Why the hell...", and other rants along the same lines of anger. 20 minutes and the boy known for trouble at the worst of times prevails yet again.
Oh the normally 20 minute drive lasted 12 and then where at the place of incident to see a gaint baseball ankle. And he better be damn happy that is was really broken otherwise it would have been so much worse. So we carry him to the newly born Formula 1 car and head for Boerne Urgeant Care. 2 hours in the waiting room with animal planet, sonic drinks, and a game of egyptian ratscurr and we were back on the road home. Oh and the boy with the broken ankle got a perscription for vikaden. Well i'm pissed!!
Sounds like the start to a good spring break for woulda. And if your asking yes i would.
Monday, March 10, 2008
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